eggwhiteomelet:

“How old are you baby?”
“I’m five foot one.”
“You’re five foot one?”
“This baby doesn’t understand measurement of time and space.”

eggwhiteomelet:

“How old are you baby?”

“I’m five foot one.”

“You’re five foot one?”

“This baby doesn’t understand measurement of time and space.”

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